this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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