Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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