I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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