I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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