I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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