Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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