You're completely useless in the revolution.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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