I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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