Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Holy shit dude........stairs
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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