we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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