"it" just moved
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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