Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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