He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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