I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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