I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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