are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
