That's intense
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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