She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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