Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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