Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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