dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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