i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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