this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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