He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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