But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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