I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have demons in me.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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