Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Buhtt sex?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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