I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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