O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
