check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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