Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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