Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
