4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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