But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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