We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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