it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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