yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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