the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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