We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
