So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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