marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Randomize
