she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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