Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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