life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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