singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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