therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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