bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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