Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
