Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
how can u be prego again
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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