It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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