But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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