I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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