i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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