you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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