Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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