where does the pee come out of this thing
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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