Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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